Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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