So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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