Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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