I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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