i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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