Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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