Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize