Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You are the jesus of drinking
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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