I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I wish there were birth control emojis
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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