talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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