She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just gargled with NyQuil
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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