The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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