Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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