you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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