if you like me you must not know who I am
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Randomize
