I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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