Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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