Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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