who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
