either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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