just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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