Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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