Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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