never play flip cup with pint glasses
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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