I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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