Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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