You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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