Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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