and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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