Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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