Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
North Korea, Best Korea!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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