it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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