And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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