I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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