Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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