It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
handjob tips. give me some.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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