it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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