Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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