I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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