Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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