I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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