Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
