so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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