normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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