i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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