Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
