She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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