I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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