I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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