another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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