Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she peed on how many people?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That accounts for only three of the penises
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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