I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
where am i from again
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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