I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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