Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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