She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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