found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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