these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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